Greetings Denizens of the internet.
You may refer to me as Merkle or 'Mercules', at least for the time being.
There is no need to hide my plans from you, and so I shall reveal them.
I am going to take over the internet. That's right. Take over.
Using my artistic power and sheer force of will, I shall conquer all and take my rightful place as Queen of the internet. Lolcats will be unable to utter a single 'lolwut?' beforehand.
Oh yes, and once I have accomplished this I shall rule over you all with an iron fist.
Consider yourself warned.
-Mercules, the great and powerful.